Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Maa


Maa meri tu kab samjhegi
Haalat jo ab meri hai
samay mera kaate nahi kat ta
kismat aisee le rhi hai
upar se khush hun main bahut
andar aandhi ghaneri hai
maa meri tu kab samjhegi
haalat jo ab meri hai

Dost chhoota apna jo pucca.....
pucca yaar kabhi hota tha
usko bhi peechhe chhod
aage main har dum chalta raha
chehre par shayad kabhi naa aaye
aisee tarqeeb maine kheli hai
maa meri tu kab samjhegi
haalat jo ab meri hai


Haan aalas ke chakkar mein maine
samay bahut barbaad kiya
kar sakta tha kuch achha fir bhii
usko bahut naaraz kiya
seekh chuka hun ab iska mulya
ab na kisi baat ki deri hai
maa meri tu kab samjhegi
haalat jo ab meri hai....


iska mother's point of view will ryt in short tym
Hope u like this

Monday, April 12, 2010


For you I'll be there
Maybe u won't be able to see
but when you'll realize my presence
I'll be far n may or may not be free......

Many have wondered
many pondered
How Beautiful u can be
I might not say a single word in praise
But.....if u can feel my heart
Then only u will see


Maybe above lines were written
way far back in time
neither knew for whom those were there
but sumthng I found interesting and rhyme



Thursday, April 8, 2010

Bakar

Haan yaad hai mujhe
jab hum mile the uss ped ke neeche
dosti toh door ki baat gaali dete the muh pe
Chutiya bulaaya kabhi gaandu se taareef ki teri
gaali toh naam ka hissa ban gyi thi apni
par aaj jab hum door hain
raahein alag thaame
yaad aata hai woh pal jaan-e anjaane
bakar karne ke liye bande ho kam
kya kahoge isse aaye dost..............Yahi milenge HUM

baat tab ki bhi yaad ahi
harijan mkt mein patte lene ka safar
naye the dono ek doosre ke liye
but thami nhiii thiii na teri na Hi meri BAKAR
samajh mein aa chuka tha tere dimaag ka keeda
frequancy bhi tuned same thii apni
ho chahe bilkul alag nature tera
but tasveer toh FRAME thii apni( bhagwaan hai na teesra dost apna)
ab u going the way jahan mera aana aasan nhiii
Fir Ilzaam na dena ke bhai karan BAKAR kyon thamii

tu lambu kaise door reh sakta hai
characteristic toh bilkul ohm's law ki tarah idle hain tere
agar kal hi chaye toh
kisi ka dulha ban sakta hai
bolta tu kam tha
But jab bhi bola AAWAz mein mast doegar jitta dum tha
ek hi pankti kaafi hoti
doosre ki bajaane ko
har jagah faadu saath diya toone
bechari commited ko rasta dikhaane ko
Main kehta hun abhi bhi LOVE GURU ka taaj pehen ne ka karo kusooor
fir mat kehnaaa ki BAKAR hi karoge ya kabhi sach bhi kahoge huzoor

haan toone hi kaha tha ki jwaalamukhi mein fat ti hogi kisi kee
jab is shabd ke janamdaata charamseema tak bajaate honge bandar ya saintees ki
saale kat liya tu mallu pradesh mein akele
ban na tha electronics mein EINSTEIN
n raah pe chal pade Bill GAtes ke chele
Koi na mere dost BHarosa hai
tu legacy maintain karega apni
dekh kam toh hone se rhi par threshold bakar ki hai POORI garentee

Khaane ke mamle mein humsa na tha koi
dilli ka chappa chappa na bacha saka koi
NFC ke shwarme ho ya kareem ka burra
hila ke rakh di har kisi ki rasoi
Thums up woh bhi chilled peete the hum
andaaz apna apna aur GOGO ke sahare jeete the hum
CID ne bhi bakar mein diyaa poorn yogdaan
mil kar kia rancho ko pareshaan
jab lega uska puttar humaari jaan tab bhi yahi kahenge
" HUMARI BAKAR MAHAAN"

rancho teko yaha mention kare bina kaise jee sakta hun
jitti laal teri humne kii uska kuch hissa isse see sakta hun
Abu ke den tha tera naya andaaz
baat ka ata pta na bhi ho
par bolna toh banta hai bosss
maths ko kehta tha fav but funde clear nhi the iske
pta nhi tha kya karna chahta tha
hamesha Gote khajoor mein latke rehte
in mahashye ne kii nayi bulandion kii pehchaan
5 circle waali audi inki rahegii sada hi SHAAN
HAIL wanar raaj Hail
aap toh choti pe latke sitaare rahe
humara aisa naseeb kahan ki hum wahan pahunche
COS sena se susajjit aap HI BAKAR KE SABSE BADE SHIKAAR hi rhe

kuch aakhri panktion se jinka zikr nhi kar saka unko salaam karta hun
GAUR JHAANTU CHINTA aur paula
tumlogo ke bina tha BAKAR ka naa hosakta tha yeh JHOLA
Oye keh kar class kii maari toone
manu ke faan saale kabhi padhai kii toone
mazdoor toh ek mazaak tha par chinta ke rekhaayein kyon hai
Pj toh faadu the par banda SINGLE kyon hai
in sab swaalo ki potli band hui cllg ke darwaaze ke sath
pta nhiii kab mile ab hum saare ek jagah
n kab hoga BAKAR KA YEH CARWAAN PARAMARTH

Sorry to those who do not know HINDI.....
karan khullar

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Dont take PANGA or else take it u'll remember it for long time


U can say it was a kind of reunion when 5 friends from Amit's cab met after a very long time at a random place. Scene was intially to meet at well known AL BAKE's barch in tilak nagar but if you are regular reader of blogs written by me then u must have been knowing that things never happen like i think. We went there n everything was finished. " saab jii veg roll ahi khaane ko bas" (one veg roll for serving) . Then began the search to find a place to have food n spend time. Sumit came up with kohli and Ashish with Chawla..........we were still lukin n thn all of us were eye locked to a dhaaba type restaurant with three big what would u call a gigantic saucers. " Yahi khaayenge ab toh".
And it was decided the menu card sounded pretty regular with afghani n tandoori on top of snacks list and butter chicken and tawa chicken as usual. But there was sumthng unusual too which caught our eyes " Tandoori chicken panga". " We want this" ordered by us, in reply the man at counter said " Sir khaa nhi paaoge, thoda spicy hai "(won't be able to eat, bit spicy)......."koi baat nhi yaar hum toh ab PANGA hi lenge"( we will hav this only) we ordered him wid full confidence...but he still tried to convince us that it will be spicy for you .....hehehe it was funny as if we are having a cigarette and just like the statuary warning on the pack he was repeating his words. But just like a smoker hardly looking at the pack irrespective of its aftereffects we ordered Panga . After a wait for about 15 mins a waiter arrives with three plates full of chicken n was looking quite plentiful for guys who were there having this after the regular dinner at home .
I was the one to try it first and the moment i took the first bite an invisible smoke from my ears and uncontrollable flow of tears from my eyes started flowing. Man that guy warned and still we are eating this. one by one everyone was crying neither out of sadness not from happiness but from the spice that were marinated over that grilled chicken. It was soooooooo spicy sooo spicy that nothing could neutralize its taste. although we had chilled thums up n coke at the table which was barely balancing cos of rancho's regular efforts to distract us from beating the shit out of his enjoyable action of events he does every now and then.
Rating: tandoori Chicken PANGA at Kohli Chicken jail road 4/5 and its tawa chicken 3.5/5 and if u hav a guy like our very own most loved friend with you than make those 10 out of 5 :P .

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Tears wont dry neither i'll cry

Tears roll down the cheeks
no one to stop
consolation comes from every where
they are just words, they wont crop

frenz want us to keep smiling
n make the world happy n rhyming
wat happens is that tears prevail
creeping down slowly like a Snail

love is one reason which lets some live
N it too kills.....
this wont be hard to belive
people are all around saying we are there
eyes do search for those who really care

It is an inspirational work n credit goes to one of my friend whom i haven't seen yet : Chhavi Garg
Thnks

Friday, April 2, 2010

Time n tyd in hindi bhai

Samay samay ki baat hai pyaare
samay samay ki baat
samay ko hi na bachaa sake toh
duur nhi hai kaali raat

Baithe rhe hum apne ghar mein
kiya na iska sadupyog
sochte rhe hum unke baare mein
lga liya mann ko maila rog
dhyaan diya hota agar samay pe
haalat aisee na hoti pyaare
samay pe kiya hota sab kaam toh
hote humaare bhi waare nyaare

Samay samay ki baat hai pyaare
samay samay ki baat
samay ko hi na bachaa sake toh
duur nhi hai kaali raat

seekha hai humne galti se
aage badhkar dattkar ladna
ladte ladte haar bhi jaaye
chaahe dost ho ya dushman saath unke pyaar se rehna
samay ki nhi kii kadrr toh
kadrr humaari karega kaun
wahi sab chalta rahegaa
reh jaayenge baiteh maun

Samay samay ki baat hai pyaare
samay samay ki baat
samay ko hi na bachaa sake toh
duur nhi hai kaali raat

Thursday, April 1, 2010

party or the broker

" Ma'am if u ask for an advice, instead of kadhai chicken you sh for our specialty butter chicken......bit creamy n less spicy n yesss it will not trouble u 2moro morning...(giggle)", This was the first thing I heard just as i stepped into SETHI restaurant at PAHAR GANJ. I saw sumthng familiar in that guy who was taking orders n giving his precious words of advice to foreigners out for late night dinner ." Yes he's the one.....Varun did u recognize him.....aap party hai ya broker abe wahiii .............he was in khosla ka ghosla n oye lucky tooo the reporter". Varun on other hand" Aap actor hai yaaa Junior artist.........hahhahahahahha". Then he came to us n asked for order n said" Haan haan main wahi hun yaar ." "One chicken curry n mutton keemawala wid roti karaari " I ordered. "Oye punjabi haan assi roti te kraari hi khaawange" he replied. That was the way an eventful day of mine ended. I mentioned this first because more than a Delhi win which was almost certain this one was only unexpected thing. Food there was good at least u can have something to eat in 12 at midnight with good knowledge of flavor. Chicken curry is there's specialty n yaa tandoori chicken tooo although we didn't tried that but from the past experiences it was worth a try.